Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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perkyrph:

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

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Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

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tardisy-wardisy:

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies

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earthdad:

i can’t wait for summer so i don’t have to worry about the homework i don’t do anyways

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captainarlert:

kougamiii:

anything is possible when the attack on titan soundtrack is playing

Except apparently killing all the titans and protecting your friends

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manuxinhace:

Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]

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wossat:

blame-my-muses:

inkandash:

Someone asked me once, as a kind of dig at the movie, “Why someone like Zoe would have a dress?”
I looked right at him and said, “There’s only one white dress a woman like Zoe would keep. Her wedding dress.”

Well shit.

nO

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Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

riverknowshisname:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

you’d be surprised

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: 

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theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

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